problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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