i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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