Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Alive.
So much puke
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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