So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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