it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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