I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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