Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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