i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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