My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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