Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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