But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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