Need sex. Gaining weight.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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