Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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