OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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