Its about making memories worth repressing
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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