Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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