I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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