STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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