At least make sure they are 18
Why
i barfeds in our rink
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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