one might say we're banned from that church
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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