'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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