Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm both gender and math confused
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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