how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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