i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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