I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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