Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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