i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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