I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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