You really coming over, don't trick.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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