i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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