Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do vagina's smell?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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