How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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