he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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