1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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