I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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