At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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