Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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