so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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