Do vagina's smell?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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