You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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