thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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