Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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