grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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