11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.