Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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