Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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