Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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