hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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