You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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