the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
It's rum buckets o'clock
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Do plants get herpes?
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