this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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