Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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