I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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