i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I checked into jail on foursquare
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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