For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
is that a dick in a sweater?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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